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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

No, not a chance

What habits do happy couples have?

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

No way

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

How do empaths destroy narcissists?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

California doctor to plead guilty to supplying Matthew Perry with ketamine - BBC

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is Gupta Nilayam season 1 of Raghul Vasudevan completed? Can he compile and send all Episodes at once as a long story?