What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:16

Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
No, not a chance
What habits do happy couples have?
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
No way
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
How do empaths destroy narcissists?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
California doctor to plead guilty to supplying Matthew Perry with ketamine - BBC
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...